DENVER, CO – Lauren, 26, is fed up with hearing about the latest Star Wars film, The Last Jedi, and it hasn’t even come out yet.
“I’m tired of seeing the countdowns and the speculations – this has been going on since October. I’m just ready for it to end.”
Lauren thought she’d be OK by the time Friday, December 15th rolled in but she was caught off guard by last night’s world premiere.
“I was minding my own business on Twitter, getting my usual Saturday night dose of quality cat videos when I was blindsided by the Star Wars premiere.”
She almost threw her phone out the window of her apartment when she saw a tweet with potential spoilers. Lauren has since logged out of all social media profiles and is considering never signing back in, even after seeing the film.
Lauren also refused to comment on whether or not she thinks Porgs are going to be the next Jar Jar Binks.